What
you are about to read may shock, revolt, disgust, and even horrify you. If you
are faint of heart, squeamish, or even have a tendency to become lightheaded,
then this week's episode is NOT for you. Please, for the love of corndogs, do
something else. Turn on Fox, listen to CNN, browse the BBC website, read War
and Peace in the original Russian, listen to P.D.Q. Bach's inanely dull,
quasi-dramaturgical, oratorio-opera, "Oedipus Tex", or gnaw the legs
off of your kitchen table.
